How You Take Your Oatmeal

You're 6. It's breakfast time. And have InstantPot steel cut oatmeal in the fridge. 

This is how you take your oatmeal:

1 BIG scoop of steel cut oats in the bottom of a bowl. Add a small splash of milk. Microwave for 20 seconds. Food should never be too hot.

When it's done, push the oats down with the back of a spoon to make sure there are no clumps. This is important. There must be NO clumps. 

Sprinkle a little cinnamon on top, and brown sugar, too. Make sure the brown sugar gets spread everywhere, but not too much brown sugar, or it's too sweet.

When that's done, take out a box of cereal. 

This is typically Multi Grain Cheerios (in the purple box) but today you surprised me and asked for Honey Bunches of Oats instead. Pour some cereal on top. Yes cereal, on top of the slightly-warm oatmeal. Enough to fully cover the oatmeal. 

Then milk. Yes, again. 

As much milk as you'd normally have in a bowl of cereal. 

Except this isn't a normal bowl of cereal, it's a bowl of cereal on top of steel cut oats. A wonderfully unexpected, silly, creative combo. Just like the boy who happily eats it. 

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